Imagine the Presidential race was the "Star Wars" who do you think each candidate would represent in the "Star Wars" universe.
Cue screen roll.
IN GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY...
America is in turmoil. After eight years of the Bush Republic, Young people around the United States begin voting for someone to take over as President of the United States. Darth John McCain uses his veteran expertise to try and win for the Republic while Hilary Clinton's conservative alliance tries to destroy the democratic party. The democratic party is in search of a hero to take on Darth McCain. Out from Illinois comes a New Hope, Barack Obama.
Starring:
Barack Obama... Luke Skywalker
John McCain...Darth Sidious
Hillary Clinton...Jabba the Hut?
and
Fred Thompson as....what the hell was I thinking I should have never left Law & Order!
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